Sunday, January 29, 2012

10(8.8)mph is 174 kilometres per hour

Happy Birthday MM.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012


I was following the leak yesterday after purchasing Lamb of God.
I am more than happy to say from LOUDWIRE.COM 
whoa. when?zzdayz just got better!
girls from grandin know it!



Tim*clears throat: 
O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada! Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux.
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix.
Ton histoire est une épopée,
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.


Business as Usual.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Post game with Pam Oliver.

Ray! Ray! Do you have a moment?!
Ms. Pam Oliver. You are looking great!
I love the blue! Of course I have time for you.
I'm not going to beat around the bush. The whole world wants to know. Have you seen the Instant Replay?
Ray, as your legal council, confident, wingman I believe you should shut your trap.
This is A-Okay! Pam, Fire Away!
Are you going to do it?
Do what?
 You know...
Miss, this has nothing to do with the football game, my client has been 
dismissed of all charges. Ray, c'mon!
You have pretty eyes...
Am I going to kill him?
Is this what you want to know?
As the entire world is watching...
 yeahh baby. That's what everyone wants to know.

Ray! Let's Get OUT OF HERE!!!
Did, I? Did I Kill a man... 
I would kill a man any day of the week for 
one night with you babygirl. 
I need you sooooo badly. 

Ray who are you talking to?
Are those... I thought so...
You know I, I'm a Taurus, and you're a... got some whipped cream and chocolate mousse
in my sports bag. I keep it for times like these. 

PISCES!! Oh... Ray!
Does this answer all your questions?

You are my answer!! Call me?!
Call you? I wanna get nasty, gurl, right here! Right NOW!!
Right Now?! My boss is right over there, let me just get my assistant to handle this mic...
And I'll be RIIIIGHT THERE! Ray Ray!!

That's my Boy...


Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Supremely Funny. The Future of CGI


 Just a list of righteous boycotts I have been waiting to do for a very long time. 

For (anti)Sopa people. it's streaming in NYC.

Almodovar, Egoyan, Solondz boycott Gijon fest

Manifesto calls for director Cienfuegos' return

MADRID -- Pedro Almodovar, Atom Egoyan, Todd Solondz, Monte Hellman, Hal Hartley, Victor Erice and Abel Ferrara are among a group of 375 film biz folk who announced Wednesday they are boycotting Spain's Gijon Film Festival, unless former director Jose Luis Cienfuegos is reinstated. Cienfuegos was sacked Jan. 11 by the nine-month-old right-wing party Foro de Asturias, which controls the Gijon Town Hall, fest's main backer.
Published as part of a manifesto, the dramatic protest is spreading to the rest of Europe, the U.S. and Latin America.
It includes Fernando Trueba, Geraldine Chaplin, Harmony Korine, Latin America's Carlos Reygadas and Lucia Puenzo, and three of the four best pic nominees at February's Goya Awards: Enrique Urbizu, Almodovar and Mateo Gil.
Appointed in 1995, Cienfuegos turned the low-budget Gijon into Spain's premier distribution launchpad for edgier indie movies worldwide.
Cienfuegos "transformed a minor film event into a highly-respected regional, national and international showcase," the manifesto read.
It underscored Gijon's programming quality, "its unique identity and its budget-to-audience ratio," and questioned the experience of Cienfuegos' successor, Spanish a.d. Nacho Carballo, plus his idea for animation and TV sections. Moves would dilute Gijon's core identity, the manifesto argued.
Festivals are often treated as political patrimony in Spain, with fest heads rolling after government change.
Wednesday's unprecedented protest comes as Spain's industry fears slash-and-burn austerity cuts in culture budgets.
But Gijon's a case apart.
"Naturally, cuts will be made," director Jonas Trueba told Variety. "But what's so frustrating is the threat to an event which achieved so much with so little money."

The Boycott is on!

Monday, January 16, 2012

3 days, 8 months and 1 year late

... 3 days late.


How I spent Martin Luther King Day.

Leo @ the Golden Globes 2012

Leo (night): I'm the Sharpest Mutha fuckin guy here. Is that Mark?
I ain't sayin' Hi to anyone all fuckin' night.
I came alone because I've slept with everyone here already. 
I wonder if Ricky is going to be funny. 
Probably do some vagina jokes. 
Did you see who he took to the Golden Globes?
That is Mark! I better go say Hi

Leo: Yo Mark! What the fuck is up man. Contraband was okay. We should hang out. 

Mark: Leo! Why don't you shove your invitations up your ass. You sell out prick.

Leo: Why you gotta be like that? 
Is that Dusty?
Go Fuck You Self Leo. and the Horse You rode in on!

I'm gonna go say Hi to Dusty!
Cya Mark!
Dusty: Leo my Boy! How's life my friend? Haven't seen you since you left to work on the Hoover Picture!! This is... 
Girl: I'm Tanya
Dusty: I met her 3 nights ago in the sports bar off of Rodeo. 

Pam O: Mr. DiCaprio, Mr, DiCaprio! Do you have a few moments?
Leo: No.
I'm gonna head inside. 
It was great meeting you...
Tanya: Byeeee!!! 

Friday, January 13, 2012

jon stewart

I found a short that you should give a shot.

terrence malick's downward spiral.

listen up.
this doesn't happen often
david fincher and chris nolan saying something about
terrence malick.

2011- Cannes Golden Bear Winner -  Tree of Life
Black out due to smugness from this moment on
Peace be with you Terrence,

I'll be doing a pretty decent homage to the director in a bit. when I get my notes back.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

blackout (due to thundersmug)

look what the cloud of smug brought in. 
all three birthdays in one 
cloud. hopefully you spend your only day of importance correctly. (claude watch out for the white guy in black glasses. he looks like he's smug and maybe his girlfriend likes it. 
very high warning of thundersmug.)